itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

(Source: shovel-girl, via yelled)

unshaped:

where is this from???

(Source: queenshannel, via yelled)

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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(via laurencurtis)

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

(via missbitchsosexy)

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

(via missbitchsosexy)

unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

(via missbitchsosexy)